Description

Sail into style with our Cruise Calories Don’t Count t-shirt – if you ate it while dancing on the Lido Deck 🛳️🍰

This funny cruise shirt is perfect for anyone who lives for buffets, beach days, and boogie nights at sea. Whether you’re planning your next Caribbean cruise, lounging poolside, or just dreaming of tropical adventures, this vacation-themed tee is your go-to excuse to indulge.

Featuring a crisp, matching vector art design and made from ultra-soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton, it offers breathable comfort and cheeky charm. Ideal for cruise lovers, beach hoppers, and snack enthusiasts who believe calories are a land-based myth.

Key Features

• Lightweight cruise t-shirt – perfect for warm weather and tropical getaways

• Funny cruise quote – “Cruise Calories Don’t Count” print with playful Lido Deck theme

• Stylized vector artwork – bold, clean design that pops on any color

• 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, breathable, and smooth to the touch

• Tubular knit construction – seamless sides for a flattering fit and reduced waste

• Elastic ribbed collar – retains shape after multiple washes

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – adds durability and structure

• Ethically sourced cotton – certified for sustainability and quality

Perfect For

• Cruise vacations & tropical holidays

• Beach parties & poolside lounging

• Funny cruise gifts for friends or family

• Matching group cruise shirts

• Summer travel outfits & resort wear

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

• Tumble dry low

• Iron, steam, or dry at low heat

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean

Tags

Funny cruise shirt, cruise calories don’t count, cruise vacation tee, tropical travel shirt, beach t-shirt, Lido Deck dancing shirt, cruise gift idea, summer cruise outfit, cruise humor apparel, cruise quote shirt, lightweight cotton tee, ethical cruise clothing