Cruise Calories Don’t Count | Funny Cruise T-Shirt Edition 

Description

Sail into comfort and style with our Cruise Calories Don’t Count – If They Were Consumed In Formal Attire unisex softstyle t-shirt. Whether you’re docked on dry land or living the high-seas buffet life, this tee is your official excuse to indulge.

Featuring a playful, cruise-themed vector art design, it’s perfect for cruise lovers, beach hoppers, and snack enthusiasts who believe calories are merely a land-based myth. The humorous print adds personality to your wardrobe, while the lightweight cotton keeps you cool from port to poolside.

Pair it with shorts, jeans, flip-flops, or even formal night flair—no judgment here. This shirt is ideal for tropical adventures, lazy summer days, or just lounging like a cruise pro.

Product Features

• Tubular knit construction – seamless sides for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste

• Elastic ribbed collar – retains shape for lasting wear

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – reinforces seams for added durability

• 100% ring-spun cotton – ultra-soft, breathable, and smooth to the touch

• 🌍 Ethically produced – certified by Oeko-Tex for sustainability and quality assurance

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

• Tumble dry low

• Iron, steam, or dry at low heat

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean

Perfect For

• Cruise vacations & tropical holidays

• Funny cruise gifts for friends or family

• Matching group cruise shirts

• Summer travel outfits & resort wear

• Anyone who snacks with style at sea level