Calories Don’t Count at Sea – Cruise Tee

Overview

Whether you’re docked on dry land or living the high-seas buffet life, this tee is your official excuse to indulge. Featuring a playful vacation-themed print, it’s perfect for cruise lovers, beach hoppers, and snack enthusiasts who believe calories are merely a land-based myth.

Crafted from ultra-soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton, this shirt offers breathable comfort and a relaxed fit—ideal for tropical adventures, lazy summer days, or simply lounging like a cruise pro. Pair it with shorts, jeans, flip-flops, or even formal night flair (no judgment here).

Product Features

• Tubular knit construction – minimizes fabric waste and enhances styling

• Elastic ribbed collar – retains shape for long-lasting wear

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – reinforces seams for added durability

• 100% ring-spun cotton – smooth, soft, and breathable

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

• Tumble dry low

• Iron, steam, or dry at low heat

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean

Style Notes

This tee blends humor and comfort with a laid-back vacation vibe. Whether you’re cruising the Caribbean or dreaming of your next escape, it’s a versatile staple that brings personality to any outfit.