Cruise Calories Don’t Count – Softstyle Tee

They Were Drowned In Tropical Cocktails

Overview

Because buffets bend the laws of nutrition. 🍽️

Celebrate your love of travel, indulgence, and good humor with this ultra-comfortable unisex tee. Whether you’re lounging on deck, strolling the beach, or just daydreaming about your next cruise, this shirt brings a lighthearted vibe to any setting.

Its classic fit and witty print make it a standout gift for cruise lovers, beachgoers, and anyone who believes dessert is a lifestyle. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or sunny days when you want to wear your personality with pride.

Product Features

• Tubular knit construction – seamless sides for a clean look and reduced fabric waste

• Elastic ribbed neckline – retains shape for lasting wear

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – reinforces seams for added durability

• 100% ring-spun cotton – lightweight, breathable, and soft against the skin

• Ethically produced – certified by Oeko-Tex for quality and sustainability

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

• Tumble dry low

• Iron, steam, or dry at low heat

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean

Style Notes

This tee is more than a t-shirt—it’s a mood. Cruise-ready, snack-approved, and designed to keep you comfortable from port to poolside.