🎄 Cruise Calories Don’t Count at Sea – Funny Christmas Cruise T-Shirt

Celebrate the season with a wink and a wave 🌊. This Reindeer? Nah. We’ve Got Dolphins! holiday tee is the perfect gift for cruise lovers, Christmas travelers, and anyone who believes festive feasting is guilt-free when you’re on deck. Featuring a bold, cheeky slogan and premium cotton comfort, this sea-themed Christmas shirt brings humor and holiday spirit to every port of call.

Whether you’re sipping eggnog on the Lido deck or hosting a tropical-themed Christmas party, this unisex travel tee is your go-to for relaxed style and merry mischief. Makes a great gift for cruisers, foodies, and vacationers who love to laugh through the holidays.

🛳️ Product Highlights:

• Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee – Soft, breathable, and built for comfort

• Bold Cruise Quote – “Cruise Calories Don’t Count at Sea” printed with high-quality inks

• Holiday-Ready Style – Perfect for Christmas cruises, beach holidays, or festive family gatherings

• Durable Design – Shoulder tape, ribbed collar, and seamless construction for long-lasting wear

• Ethically Sourced Cotton – Smooth surface ideal for vibrant prints

🎁 Great For:

• Cruise-themed Christmas gifts

• Funny travel shirts for holiday vacations

• Unisex Christmas apparel for adults

• Sea-themed party outfits

• Stocking stuffers for cruise fans

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Tumble dry low

• Do not iron print

• Do not dry clean

• Non-chlorine bleach only